I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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