Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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