dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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