yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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