I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Randomize