I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There's always time for handjobs
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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