Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I believe in your delicious
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Randomize
