Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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