i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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