The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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