I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Oh god it's open bar.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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