I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We were destined to go to rehab together
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
