Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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