I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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