wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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