I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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