So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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