U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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