i just google imaged poop.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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