alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
cat food counts as protein by the way
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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