she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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