Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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