somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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