Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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