I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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