He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
he's single and there are thong briefs.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
