my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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