and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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