At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
