I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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