Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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