your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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