He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
