are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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