So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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