Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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