That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
