Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
they need to just BURY HIM!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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