I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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