You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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