normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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