She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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