I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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