I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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