Welp...herpes.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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