what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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