just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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