no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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