Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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