it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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