The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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