At least make sure they are 18
Why
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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