I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My life is pants optional.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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